Prison Nags get bingo tax payers fuming!

British authorities are once again under the pressure – after reports revealed they're offering bingo games with prizes to criminals facing deportation from the UK! In fact, the bingo games are being funded by tax payers, and payouts have now totalled thousands.

It's becoming an inside joke at the immigration office that illegal immigrants are now flocking to get locked up so they can play the games and make a quick buck if they get lucky. The foreign criminals in the detention centre have already served jail sentences for crimes committed in the UK – and are meant to be simply awaiting deportation.

According to inside sources, up to £15,000 has been paid out to bingo gaming criminals, at the centre in Berkshire. The good news is that the credit crunch means the figure is down from the £50,000 paid out a year ago, but it will still send bingo loving tax payers mad with rage! The cash is being paid out in the form of vouchers that can be spent in the centre's shop, and currently averages about £300 per week. The games are clearly pretty popular, because fights have erupted over the jackpots! Officials have defended the bingo games by saying they have to create a humane environment for the nags – but this is enough to send most people bingo bonkers!